Funny limericks February 23 - men, colleagues, children, students and the names
Not far off on February 23, when all the girls,girls and women congratulate the strong half of humanity with their long-awaited holiday. Defender of the Fatherland Day is celebrated everywhere: at home and at work, in schools and universities, and that the holiday was fun, all kinds of contests and funny games are arranged, and lovely ladies and girls sing chastushki on February 23! These naughty folk songs have been invented already countless numbers. In the article we collected the most ridiculous and funny chastushki to the Day of the Defender of the Fatherland. Be sure all guests of the festive evening will be satisfied!
Funny chastushki on February 23, men
Surprise your men with cool chastooshkas to 23February! Congratulate your beloved husbands, brothers and sons with interesting and funny quatrains. Such unusual congratulations they will remember for a long time. The best chastooshkas you will find here.
Happy Defender Day
We are all men today.
We love them all, we respect them.
For their courage and rank.
The officers were proud
From the end of time in Russia.
Now the salary has become
Though ask at the porch.
Today is a man
They are important - like peacocks!
Greetings are not for nothing -
From February 23!
Above the ground fog is standing,
Zero visibility.
At the stall the peasant lies -
Russian real estate.
All men are gentlemen
Compose a strong gender
And when I went into the foundry
Only women there found
There, of course, the labor is heavy
Who will be happy there for him
And men are hard at it
Every day they are
My man is so smart,
And, of course, it is strong!
Takes everything in a row home,
The wallet is just empty!
Cavaliers, cavaliers,
Everything from Petit to Valera,
Gather together in a heap,
We will chastushki otchebuchim.
We sing for you today,
And we have one motive,
With twenty-third you congratulate
Very, very much we want!
Dances Manka with a balalaika
And he plays - tra-la-la,
Manka notes with Vanka
February 23!
Manya Vanya suggests,
As a present, love for "so"
But he does not want to, let him walk,
Without a gift, like a fool.
Without a glass there is no vocal,
Pour in, kumah eshsho!
Let's drink, my dear, to become,
All men are fine!
I appreciate all the Advocates,
I'll pour all over a glass,
A boss - a glass,
To better protect!
I sowed peas,
And peas did not come up.
We are without you, men, bad,
And you are not well.
Oh, congratulations to the boss,
Everyone tries,
Even though the ditties are navarganit,
Let him not be upset.
My dear, my dear,
Take to war with you,
There you will fight,
I - to serve cartridges.
I fell in love with the lieutenant,
We got married the other day.
And as they began to undress,
I'm tangled in the straps.
I fell in love with the lieutenant.
On the way there was a major.
I looked at the major,
The lieutenant someone had stolen!
We sang a song to you -
To the peasants both here and there!
You confessed in love ...
If only not to get conceited !!
All the ditties sang,
Yes, that's how we are good!
You clap more closely,
We tried our best!
Funny chastushki on February 23 colleagues
On the corporate evening of February 23, all the ladiescongratulate their male colleagues and, as a rule, come up with a small festive script for Defender of the Fatherland Day. With chastooshkas, the event will be much more fun - men will be delighted with the mischievous quatrains. Below we offer you a selection of chastooshkas for February 23 colleagues. Some of them contain names that you can replace with the names of your colleagues.
To congratulate you - men,
On ourselves we take the initiative!
Everyone is just a hero
Even in everyday life!
Then raise the bottle with water,
From the height of what to get,
A circle of common interests
All are able to defend!
Brewing at us and growing up
The legal issue.
But, as Sasha appeared,
He took the question that hour!
No trial is terrible,
Sasha is on guard here!
Another couple of subordinates,
Debtors will give everything back!
The network of intrigues plaited "ACC"
He thought that for ages!
But Andrew came here to us,
And the end of the intrigue of all!
Here's the next gas,
Be afraid of everything now us!
Be, Andryukha, ahead!
"ACC"! Wait for it!
Agent Max will introduce,
Who needs, ohmurit.
But it will get all old,
If only the Head in the closet!
But for Max there is no beauty,
Than the wife - beauty Masha!
And do not know his peace,
He wants to become a hero father!
Everyone will ask a vector
Our George, our director!
He loves the quality of work,
He will not allow harm!
The soul tells us to help,
But only that .... who is washed!
Who does the dirt on the shoes,
If you want to be strong,
We must serve in the army.
The experience of the service will tell you,
How to live life correctly.
Happy Defender Day
We are all men today.
We love them all, we respect them.
For their courage and rank.
Happy Defender Day Today
You were congratulated.
So that at a festive feast
Strongly you are not drunk.
With the Day of the Defender, we will
Congratulations to everyone now.
We wish you all good health,
So that the love of fire does not fade.
Do you want to be a general's wife,
Lieutenant love.
Live on garrisons
Years not less than thirty.
Humorous ditties on February 23 for children and schoolchildren
Congratulate the young defenders on February 23 rushing themlovely classmates! Usually chastooshkas enter the festive scenario on a class hour and are performed by girls for boys-classmates. Students can be divided into several groups, each of which will sing certain previously learned chastooshkas, at the end, all the girls together will perform the concluding ditties. Below is a selection of humorous ditties by February 23 for children and schoolchildren.
We begin to sing ditties,
Please do not laugh.
Do not look so at us -
We can be shy!
We are great girls.
And beautiful, and smart
Congratulations, boys,
Happy defender of the country!
The third quarter is already in full swing,
The watch is fastened.
And the boys are dreaming:
It would be a vacation again!
In our class all the boys
They like to distinguish themselves.
Who draws, who sings,
Someone is having fun!
Ships go into the sea,
Airplanes in the clouds,
Let everyone know about it,
Our Army is strong.
And at home, children can congratulate their dads and grandfathers beautifully! Chastushki on February 23 can not help but please the parents, and the holiday will be very fun.
One, two, three, four, five -
Let's congratulate the pope,
Defender's Day is here!
Wishes - just a flurry:
One can not know the illnesses of the eyelids,
To health show off.
TWO - work without anxiety,
And on THREE - salaries in time.
On FOUR - light days,
Kind, loyal friends;
Never to lose them ...
Respect prosperity!
And on FIVE - love big,
With the Day of the Defender, the hero !!!
One, two, three, four, five -
Let's congratulate the Pope
And wish for various benefits:
Do not lose the victorious flag,
To the misfortunes of captivity - do not fall,
They are brave to win.
One, two, three, four, five -
Let me kiss you !!!
You're the best grandfather,
And I'm proud of you!
Dreams and hopes
Always with you I share!
I appreciate your advice,
And wisdom, and fate.
I wish you longevity,
Health, strength and happiness.
Funny verses and ditties about the names of boys on February 23
Any ditties become more ridiculous, if in themyou can add the name of the person for whom they are sung. Boys will be very happy when they hear their names in funny songs! Chastushki on February 23 with names will decorate any class hour, dedicated to the Day of the Defender of the Fatherland or a festive children's evening. If the name you want is not in the quatrain, try simply replacing the one in the chastushka with it.
We have a silent Artemka:
Kind, affectionate, like a hamster,
But he does not hide in reserve,
All the latter will give up.
Our Vital, like a clown,
He creates terrible faces.
It can be seen very much
Goths are terrible.
In the lesson, silence,
Only Maxim always screams:
"Wait, do not rush!
I have not finished writing yet!
Where to read, tell me!
I'm back from you again! "
Shurik, Shurik - a gaggle -
Everyone laughs out of place,
Filling with laughter sonorous,
In the classroom all in a row.
And more serious than all Andrew.
He's a good man,
Both educated and humble.
It is necessary to take from him an example.
What are you, Pasha - our sorrow,
Slabenky and hilenky?
Learn karate,
You will become the strongest.
And Mishka's bully
The mouth is spread to the ears.
So as not to do, all with a smile,
Though zaryazochki prisha.
You love me, Vanyusha,
You love my dear.
I love you, the hammer,
And I do not need another.
Many cats have suffered
From Valerkin's heel.
As will see, and in the cellars
All cats run away.
The chastushki on February 23, which we have proposed, will certainly cheer everyone present at the celebration and perfectly decorate it. Have fun celebrating you!
