Poems for Valentine's Day funny - funny rhymes, phrases and statuses. How cool it is to congratulate all Valentine's Day
The day of all lovers is celebrated everywhere in thethe whole world on February 14. Every year beloved hasten to congratulate each other and give beautiful postcards with gentle and touching congratulations. However, a lot of those who prefer this day a sea of fun and jokes. In this case, the funny poems for Valentine's Day are what they need. Pleasure your loved ones with cool congratulations, sms and statuses in social networks - choose any of the suggested verses below in the article.
Funny poems for Valentine's Day - how cool to congratulate
Surely on the eve of February 14 you are tormented bythe question of how to congratulate originally a loved one, relatives and friends, friends, classmates or co-workers. If your second half can send a beautiful valentine with romantic poems, then on your friends on this wonderful day you can joke! Read a selection of cool poems on Valentine's Day and choose what you find funny and funny, and then send your friends and relatives one cool poem - they will be delighted!
Congratulations on Valentine's Day!
With a day of love, desire and hope!
And I wish on this day intima,
That you had less clothes on you!
Let the arrow not miss from Cupid
And pierce you straight in the heart this evening.
And so let the Shura-Mury begin,
What will they remember to you forever!
Do not be shy in this day to admit,
That your love limits are limitless!
Enjoy it, do it!
I wish only happiness in my personal life!
The day is just wonderful today!
You put on an attractive outfit!
Brush your hair, shave, shave.
If you look stupid, laugh!
The main thing is that you looked in love!
Bring gifts and flowers!
Hurry your favorite to congratulate
And leave her mark on the kiss!
And in order not to get a slap in response,
Tell her that she is in love with her for a hundred years!
Dare, strive for - everything is in your hands!
Happy Valentine's day! And love you for two!
Valentine's Day -
Red day of the calendar!
What a glorious picture -
We are in bed - you and me!
Frame that picture
Roses, ribbons and flowers.
Fill the wine bottle
Without getting up - I and you!
And Cupid in that picture -
You see the wings tremble?
In the heart of everyone who loves,
Arrows are flying!
Happy Valentine's Day!
Both the doctor and the sysadmin,
A sociologist, a linguist,
The driver and the taxi driver!
Congratulations! Congratulations!
We wish all of you great love!
Congratulations:
Long, happy life,
In peace, joy, love,
Years, months and days!
Happy Valentine's Day,
All love, hope, extreme!
I met you and Cupid
He pierced me with an arrow.
You took my heart,
And mind, and peace.
I was only thinking about you,
How your face is pure and bright!
That day, I lost a stolnik,
And did not even notice.
Where do you hide my heart?
Give it back soon,
Give me back my joy and peace,
And also a hundred rubles.
The Cupid got up early today,
It's strange for him!
He combed his hair with his hand,
He hooked his pants to the suspenders,
He pulled on the bow,
The arrow took out countless pieces!
I drank only tea in the morning,
Do not miss it by accident !!!
Kashi plugged the plate
And rushed to the firefight !!!
He is so cynical,
St. Valentine's Day!
The winged pile of cases,
Since this morning, shooting ...
Everything in his power today,
He will give happiness to many!
Will get someone in the cradle,
Will burn with fire and pepper!
Can shoot in the brain,
For the sake of smexa - between the legs ...
Each of the arrow will receive,
All today he'll be okay!
Will take care of the main thing,
For today, the most important ...
Everyone to say the words:
"You know, I love you!"
Buy panties in the heart,
Color your heart breasts,
In a secluded place,
Do not forget your heart.
I'll be a heartthrob,
Today is such a day,
I will follow the heart after him,
I am gentle with my hand.
Your heart melts,
Love will enter into him.
And somewhere at dawn
I love it! I'll say it again!
I wish everyone to love, fall in love,
Marry, have sex.
Then multiply, reproduce,
And have sex too.
Work with a passion to be given,
And then - have sex.
Enjoy the benefits of life
And sex zealously engage.
In total, about what he dreamed, wait,
And still have sex.
And before age do not give up! -
Aging, but have sex!
It's time, perhaps, to stop:
Have been called to have sex ...
During the Roman Empire,
The law was so complicated.
According to him to marry
A soldier should be no good.
And here is our hero Valentine,
Anguish and love persecuted,
To crown secretly the couple became,
While he was in jail did not hit.
Since the execution of romance,
There was a tradition of the holiday:
On this day of love everyone wants,
Notes write to each other.
And now giving tribute to tradition,
I am writing a message tender to you.
About what I love most in the world
And there is no one better in the world than you.
Fun phrases and statuses for Valentine's Day
You are an ardent lover of sitting on VKontakte orClassmates? Surely you like to post interesting statuses in a social network, and Valentine's Day is no exception. Then take note of the following cool phrases and statuses, and when the long-awaited holiday comes, safely post them one after another - the sea of likes, comments and positive emotions are assured to you!
Soon on February 14. Someone does not have a second half, but this is no reason to lose heart! It is on this day you can meet your happiness (at least in a drunken state).
The Day of Lovers comes, a feast of passion and fire. Do not forget to congratulate ONE OF ME on Valentine's Day !!
February 14 is just a reminder that there are 14 days left until the spring.
I love you so sincerely, so tenderly, especially, of course, without clothes! Happy holiday, my love!
14 February ... I hope that people who will be happy this day will be more than those who will listen to the player, and say "It's just a day" ...
Valentine is honored by the earth, the planet from love has gone mad. And I'll go, wanting only you. My love, save me soon!
Funny sms with Valentine's Day
Congratulate your beloved guy or girl, playfriend or colleague on Valentine's Day is possible and by SMS. The collection of the coolest SMS with the day of all lovers is waiting for you! Short, but very cool messages can be sent to private messages of friends in the social network.
"Beloved friend"
A girlfriend, on Valentine's Day,
I want to wish you, of course,
Rather, this man
In the registrar's office and keep in the fist,
To always obey everything,
I was ready to fulfill all my whims,
And that by one you were tempted ...
Eh, only where to find such?
"Maybe I'm not ideal"
Maybe I'm not ideal -
That did not, then did not buy,
I did not have time, I was late,
That did not help, then he forgot.
But I love you alone,
And I promise to become better.
Always in your eyes I'm sinking,
I want to hold you to myself.
"Today will be hot"
Today will be hot
We're in bed with you!
Will you scream "More!",
Five hours is enough for us?
Yes! Today is our holiday!
Valentine's Day,
In honor of him with me, massage.
I love you very much!
"It's hard, it's hard not to recognize"
I do not know, to cry or to dance,
That I met you this way.
It is ferocious. It's hard not to recognize.
But still the best in the world!
Yes, I'm talking about sad -
Let sometimes you "build" me,
With you alone I want to be.
I'll arrange fireworks in my life!
"I will be just perfect"
I want you to love me,
I want you to be with me.
I want to know nothing of failure,
I want now all at once.
I'll just be perfect -
Always attentive, loyal.
Only one thing you can not forget:
Try to change only!
Happy Valentine's Day
Do not congratulate only the cattle
Since I love you
Congratulations!
And although I'm not a sex machine
(And rather her cabin)
I'm not a complete club -
The embodiment of love!
Look quickly at the window
We are led by a love path
Put me in the basket
We still have a long time to go.
The night is black, like our cat,
And at the very doorstep
Love me a little bit
Up to five or six.
Funny poems for Valentine's Day alwayswill be appropriate, because humor and positive give great emotions, joy and fun. Therefore, if you send ridiculous statuses, poems and sms to your loved ones, friends and friends, you will be reciprocated, and the holiday of all lovers will pass just fine. Good luck and with a holiday!
