A comic New Year horoscope. Part 2

So, we continue our comic New Year horoscope for other signs of the Zodiac. After all, you can not leave all the other guests without predicting what will happen to them next year.

Libra. New Year's horoscope to these true loversall the beautiful advises not to bully too high a nose and not to show off their knowledge in all areas. After all, you know that you do not know anything! So be yourself and settle for a suitable job. There is no need to guess for a long time to understand that the ideal place of work for you is a vegetable base. There you can weigh the pros and cons. Next year, fear the employees of Themis. They have scales, though accurate, but they weigh everything blindly. You can and hang ...

Scorpio. In the New Year you will always weaveintrigue, commit scandals and conduct investigations. Well, do not take this from you! Unsuscus people in this matter will attract you this character trait. But experienced people can also be Scorpions. Conclusions made?

Sagittarius. A comic New Year horoscope promises to Sagittarius,that next year you will have to spend a lot of time in the dash. Do not shoot yourself - you risk being shot. But if you are a Voroshilov shooter by vocation, do not be afraid. Bullets of opponents themselves will be afraid of you and fly away to hell.

Capricorn. You are never bored with yourself, butthink about your other half! After all, she will also not be bored alone with another representative of the sign of the Zodiac. But do not get upset. After all, you already have horns. If you notice that the horns are growing again, cut them. And from powdered horns, you can cook an excellent potion! With proper intake, it will help you maintain a harmonious relationship in the family. And do not forget that you are not Aries! Therefore, next year, try not to take all your stubbornness and be indulgent towards everyone.

Aquarius. New Year's horoscope for Aquarius promises that inNext year you will continue to sharpen your skills to chat about everything and at the same time about anything. Look for a job as a sales manager. There you will be like a fish in the water. Also try to drink more in the next year, so that from you already poured. Just do not overdo it, and then wet your own reputation.

Fish. Your laziness and dislike for work next yearwill prove themselves more than ever. Agree that for a long time to reflect on the frailty of existence - this is your vocation. Since you were born under the sign of Pisces, you are categorically forbidden to get up early in the morning. After all, at this time you will be very good biting. Like Cancers, you should be afraid of Thursdays - fishing days.

Of course, this New Year's horoscope in no way should not be taken seriously. After all, your main goal is to cheer guests at a festive party.