4 ways to make the New Year unforgettable
As it is not insulting for the power, but to haverecognize that the majority of Russians lose the tradition of cheerful national holidays, become boring philistines, burghers and adherents of world imperialism. Consoling one, many - it does not mean everything. There are people in Russia who are able to surprise the New Year not only with their loved ones, but the whole world. Here are just a few typical examples.
Trekking behind the tree in the nearest forest. A grandiose adventure, which by degreeemotional impact on the psyche even surpasses the cartoon "Last year's snow fell." Very often urban men who spend their entire lives in the cube of dull offices, on the eve of New Year's holidays, want romance, movement, creativity.
And in the vicinity of even very large Russiancities still preserved the remains of forests, and there probably are trees. Two contacts are closed, a grand plan is born in my head. And then a cunning message - or I'm not a man! - pushes in general that not the most stupid representatives of the strong half of humanity for very ridiculous actions. Buy a tree at a Christmas tree market or in the nearest supermarket - it's vulgar, ordinary and boring.
A beautiful beauty must be obtained! And necessarily on foot, December 31 and with an ax at his belt. You will laugh, but there are a lot of such people, and based on their impressions and stories, you can perform an annual scenario plan for any comic broadcast on TV. However, usually these amusing loggers do not take into account four important factors: in the winter no one in the forest cleans the snow in the forest, at the end of December very early it gets dark, near the roads all the Christmas trees have long been ripped off by such bustling predecessors, and at the entrance to the city there are very evil traffic cops. But, what happiness it is to return home, even without a Christmas tree.
New Year's trip to the country house. Immediately make a reservation that the dacha is notwell-equipped country house with all amenities and not a cottage in an elite village. Dacha - this is exactly what you now imagine. Darkness, a frozen house, the lack of water, and sometimes of light, of snow to the knees and reviving the neighborhood of howling homeless wolves. It's amazing that your suddenly grown children do not know about it.
Children's memory of sunny glades, affectionateriver and uninterrupted operation of local shops can encourage them to a cheerful New Year game for survival and creative celebration of the New Year. Breaking into New Year's country adventures is characteristic of all young people who have overcome their love for Santa Claus, Olivier salad and the repeating yearly TV gum.
The children can be understood: There is no money for the warm January sea, and the usual flight to the night club does not roll at all in anticipation of a big holiday. If you are asked for your permission to have a holiday at the holiday - leave without hesitation. According to statistics, only 3.5% of houses in gardening are burned during the winter holidays. This is a good chance. Advise young people to reach the zone of identities not on cars, but on the train. This will already set the tone of the funny Christmas gatherings.
Further, what we mentioned above: a snowstorm and a hike through snowdrifts, a cold verandah, searching for firewood, burning candles, a bucket of water from a far well and absolute relaxation. In such extreme conditions, the strongest survives, and then he will tell the world about unusual New Year's adventures of Petit and Masha better than others. By the way, men like this, who have arranged a rural New Year's bath for themselves, remember something of this kind.
Pyrotechnic firefight. Usually this fun game on New Year's Eveamusement is taken seriously by adult uncles, taking with them to the streets of innocent children. The child next to the fireworks is an excellent cover for the realization of his own childhood dream of a fantastic New Year's firework. There is some kind of repentance in the expression of the faces of people who, with bright splashes of fire, throw hard-earned money into the sky.
ABOUTbottom of trouble: it is these weapons (firecrackers, rockets, cassettes) that our Chinese friends have chosen as a strategic weapon for the conquest of Russia. A man who picks up a stuck volley from pyrotechnics or shoots your windows and loggias by absentmindedness, everyone saw everything in his yard. You ask, what is the joy? If the house is not burned, eyes and hands are intact - well, you still need. But after all, it was very close.
Children's holiday. This form of meeting the New Year is oftencomes to mind young mothers, burdened with a complex of increased social activity. Involuntarily drawn into this adventure are all the mothers of children of one group of kindergarten or classmates. Suffers, as a rule, one, the most naive.
With the words "Let's arrange our children a commonNew Year's holiday! "All the harbingers of the impending catastrophe come to the defeated family. Forget this event the hosts will not be able to. Tornadoes, earthquakes and floods will appear to them as pleasant jokes of nature after the simultaneous invasion of 5-6 pretty aggressors who will tear your apartment to shreds.
However, there are still advantages: Men, involuntarily participating in the holiday, secluded in the kitchen, i.e. will be in the control zone, and girls also have something to chat about. We assure you, in twenty years the photos of any ridiculous New Year will become precious relics in the albums of your grandchildren.
Author: Katerina Sergeenko
