Telephone drawings on April 1
On the Day of Laughter, you want to play as much as possiblefriends (and, of course, as little as possible be played out himself). But to meet with everyone and play each one personally is unlikely to work out. For such cases, there are telephone drawings on the 1st of April.If you decide to play a man on the phone,you need to consider several points. First, you need to make sure that he does not recognize you, otherwise the rally will not be successful. It is advisable to call from an unknown number and try to change the voice (or ask someone to say the right words for you). Secondly, never practice brutal phone rallies, especially if the person you want to play is bad with the heart. April 1 is a happy holiday, cruelty and cynicism are not the place.
You can try, for example, such a phone rally. Call someone from your friends at home number and in a severe voice ask to call to the phone Major Ivanov. You will surely be told that this is an apartment, and there is no major Ivanov here. Then, ask in surprise:
"Have not they come to you yet with a search?" Well, then as soon as they come, ask the major to call back to the office!
In general, people are often "conducted" on telephone rallies on behalf of law enforcement officers. One of these drawings is called "Explosion in the phone". Call a friend on your mobile phone and say as seriously as possible:
"Major Medvedev is speaking with you." The terrorists have replaced your phone, inside there is an explosive device. Do not hang up! Slowly put the phone on the ground and run away as fast as possible!
Can i portray a good offices bureau. But you need to do this late at night, when the one you want to play is already asleep. As an option - early in the morning, when he is still sleeping. Call him and say in an extremely polite and sweet voice:
- Hello (name)! Our good offices wish you sweet dreams.
To fix the effect, you can call a couple more times.
And here another version of the "night" rally. Call someone you know in the middle of the night, andif he takes the phone, say in a sleepy voice: "Well, how long can I take the phone, enough already, I want to sleep ...". You can do so: call at night, and when you sleepily say: "Hello ...", answer in a tired-scornful tone: "Actually, it's the doorbell ringing." By the way, a half-awake person can go and open the door!
Another phone rally is called "Psychiatric hotline". It's best if a woman calls with a pleasant voice. She should say something like this:
- Good afternoon. You are concerned about a psychiatric hotline. If you are controlled by aliens, press "1" five thousand seven hundred and eighteen times. If you are afraid of everything, ask someone to press "2". If you have paranoia, do not press anything. We already know all about you, just do not hang up, so that we can track your call. If you have schizophrenia - listen carefully to your inner voice, he knows better what figure you need to press.
The next drawing is better arranged together. He is quite famous, but often it is the most famous telephone rallies that prove to be the most successful. Call someone you know and asktelephone, for example, Vasya. You, of course, answer that this does not live here. Call this number a couple of times, insistently asking Washuu and trying to leave a message to him. Then ask the friend to call and say: "Hello, this is Vasya, no one called me?". You can call back on your own by changing your voice.
Some phone rallies seem rather primitive, but in fact in many cases, the effect of surprise: it is one thing to read the description of the drawing fromcomputer monitor, and quite another - when you actually call unexpectedly. And even if the person you want to play, you know, he probably will laugh - is not this the meaning of the Day of Laughter?
