April 1 is the Day of Laughter! Funny jokes!

"In the underground"

If your city has a subway, thenarrange a rally in the subway - a sacred matter. You and a few of your friends go to one of the subway cars. In this case, no one should suspect that you are together. After some time after departure from the station, you come to the device for emergency communication with the driver and, pressing the button, loudly say: "The Hamburger and the big cola in the wagon number ..." (call your car number, it is indicated next to the button ).

At the next station your friend, preferably ina T-shirt or a Coca-Cola cap, goes into the car and asks loudly: "Who ordered a hamburger and a cola?". You take your "order", a friend leaves the car. A little later you come back to the button of communication and say: "Chief! Until the end, without stopping! ". The passengers of the car will be in shock.

"Leaks"

For this draw take an opaqueCapacity, for example, a pan, and pour water into it. Close the pan on top with a sheet of paper and turn it upside down, place it on a flat floor or on a table. Pull out the paper - water does not flow out. The victim of your rally, unaware of the trick, will see the interfering pan and, naturally, will want to remove it. Do you know the result?

"Dangerous Phone"

This is a telephone rally. You need to call an arbitrary number and ask that at the other end of the line you do not answer all calls within the next 10 minutes. You explain that the operator is working on the line now - if they pick up the phone, the telephone operator will be shocked. After 3-4 minutes you call back to the same number and, if you took the phone, you give a heartbreaking scream.

"Dollars for Dummies"

If in your environment there are computer"Teapots", you can play a trick on them. Start telling your friend the "teapot" about e-mail and suddenly remember that you just had to send 10 bucks via e-mail. At the same time, with a calm, unflappable view, get a ten-dollar bill from the drive or CD (DWD) drive. Naturally, do not forget to hide this bill in advance.

"Dolphins !!"

Choose such a route of public transportYour city, which would run through the bridge. You and your friends board a bus or trolley that follows this route. In the center of the bridge, one of the friends, "casually" looking out the window, suddenly exclaims in surprise and loud: "Look, dolphins !!!". The rest of the "conspirators" play along. The whole bus (trolley) looks out of the window!

"Buffet or toilet?"

This rally is suitable for institutions in whichusually a lot of visitors. A sign with the inscription "WC" or simply "Toilet" should be hung on the door of a completely different room. In doing so, try to make the tablet look natural. It is also desirable that people leave this room as rarely as possible. Now you and the other spectators of this "performance" can watch the reaction of those entering the "toilet". Instead of the sign "Toilet" you can hang a sign "Buffet".

"The quieter you go, the further you'll get"

Two people dress more or less the same,then located at two adjacent stops, for example, trolleybus. Then the people in the trolley at the first stop appear such a picture: the guy runs after the already departing trolleybus and, naturally, does not have time. At the next stop, the same type is bursting into the open doors with the same terrible type of dyspnea and words like "I barely caught up !!!". Impression makes an indelible.

"Computer Exchange"

For this computer rally, you need twocomputer standing nearby. It is also desirable that the wires connecting the system unit with the monitor, mouse and keyboard are in every possible way confused. You change the places of the mouse and keyboard on the neighboring computers. Monitor the "victim" left on, the second - turn off. "Victim" comes to his computer, tries to type something or starts to drive with a mouse. Naturally, nothing happens. How soon the "victim" will guess what this "glitch" depends on the level of its computer training ...