The coolest and hilarious short toasts



Holidays! How fun and bright! Beautiful outfits, nice gifts, inflatable balls, bouquets - you can list all the holiday attributes for a long time. But we will not do that. And we'll talk better about the things that no holiday can do without! Guessed what this is about? We give a hint: a holiday is a sea of ​​congratulations, funny jokes and aphorisms, wishes for good and happiness and, of course, a rich table with a variety of drinks. Now everyone understood that we are talking about toast (brother, grandmother, accountant, woman, man, on the wedding and birthday, in the year of the Monkey). Table talk - a real decoration of any holiday, whether it's a magnificent celebration in a restaurant or a friendly get-together in the kitchen. Without a toast the holiday turns into a banal booze. Well, the best toast is a short toast!







Short toasts for jubilee in verse






The anniversary is not just a date,



This is an occasion for fun,



The soul is very much "taken"



But we are not afraid of a hangover.



Let's talk less,



And just pour and drink!







Anniversary we celebrate



And we substitute glasses,



Pour it as for yourself,



Our dear, for you!







With the anniversary, our comrade,



We want to congratulate you,



We will drink today,



So that you all live in envy!







Jubilee - a full glass,



The rest - do not stand aside,



We have a good idea,



To drink and celebrate!







What to wish for an anniversary?



Good, loyal friends,



Catch success for the long tail,



You fill it, it's a toast!




Short toasts about love in verse






For love I suggest I drink,



For the strength that life gives us,



After all, when alone - everything is sad,



Only her man lives!







For love, friends, what gives happiness,



And for the fact that the ashes of passion,



Let's drink tart wine, so that overnight,



We forgot that where it hurts!







Love is a magical country,



It gives us happiness for a moment,



Let's drink to friends,



To live a life we ​​are not for nothing!







The more you think, the more you understand,



What happiness is with the one you embrace,



Let us proclaim the toast,



Love will let our union be indestructible!







Who for the eyes, who's for the chest, some for the legs ...



Love us men let earthly, not gods.



I suggest I drink full glasses,



We want nothing to distract us from happiness!




The coolest and hilarious short toasts



Short toasts to matchmaking in verse






Give us the damsel,



We came for her,



Pour more fully than a glass of champagne,



We went to the groom!







The beautiful maiden in your house lives,



Our kid does not give rest,



Day and night thinking about it our bug,



Pour a glass and go under the aisle!







With gifts we came, with rich gifts,



We want to get your beautiful girl to be a prince,



And than not the prince - is beautiful, clever, does not drink and does not walk,



Let's drink a glass, because we have good news!







Hey, the matchmakers have arrived, unload gifts,



And full of decanters on the table you expose!



On a glass we shall drink vodka and we shall discuss,



When and how our children will we be crowned!




Short toasts for men in verse






Let's drink to men,



For the kind, affectionate and brave,



For those whom we love so much,



For you to the bottom three glasses whole!







When it happens that you want to drink,



But for the feast there is no reason for you,



Rather you fill the glasses



And drink them for us, your men!







A man is a special person,



It can be kind and kind,



Sometimes he is a sarcastic ...



I drink to you, my dear!







Men, quickly fill the glasses,



Now I will toast you to say:



I wish that happiness soon caught up with you,



In the world of luxury, the door helped open!







Not from idleness and not for laughter



Today we are with you, friends gathered,



Congratulations to the men, we wish you success,



And the money in your pocket to graze forever!




Wise toasts in verse






So many sages in the world



Simple truths are broadcast ...



Let's drink to friends,



They are us, they forgive all evil!







Wisdom and experience are different,



And since childhood they are known to us horribly.



Today we pour wine and remember



Omar Khayyam, he lived without a reason:



He saw the truth in wine, in friendship - unity,



In love I did not forgive frank piggishness,



We will drink to the fact that he is an example to all of us,



Fill up more fully, there is no half-life in life!







Come on, friends, we cherish and cherish,



All that the Lord has given us in life,



We will fill our glasses fuller,



And let us drink to the fact that He gave birth to us!




The coolest and hilarious short toasts



Funny short toasts in prose



We will not talk for long, let's say in essence: "Let's drink!"





What is there to say that everyone likes and inspires to action? "Pour it!"





Who said that we have no reason to drink? I offer a toast "For a good toast!"





A contest for the shortest toast with meaning is announced! Let's begin: "For brevity!"





I do not know how to express myself in a fanciful and ornate manner, therefore, because of my natural modesty, I proclaim the speech as short and simple: "Pour in, brother!"





Eh, I would have your eloquence instead of my tongue-tied tongue! I will say simply: "Happy holiday!"





Brevity is the soul of wit! A short toast is the brother of the holiday! Congratulations!





The long toast is like a delayed-action mine. Long wait, you drink fast, and as a result - a dream in a salad! You give short toasts! Congratulations!



Short funny toasts for seeing off in the army






Shape, boots, belt with buckle:



The guy is just a sight,



You serve, my friend, and we're here,



Let's drink to your service!







In a march! Climb! Stand back!



It is now up to you,



We pour at least one,



And, of course, to yourself!







You received a summons,



But you, my friend, do not be sad,



Pour yourself a glass,



Eat less, drink more!







Soldier, rather we pour,



Wine and vodka do not regret,



We will drink to be easily served,



A star to lie down on the shoulder strap!







You will be given an automatic machine,



"Fire!" - shout, they will go away.



So that you always shoot accurately,



Let's have a bite with a cutlet!







What a miracle! What a marvel!



Guy, you're a superhero!



Tomorrow you're leaving for the army,



Today - we will drink one by one.




Short toasts for women






How Misha Shufutinsky sang to us:



"My first toast for lovely ladies!"



We will not argue with him, girls,



For you we will drink one hundred grams!







One is the queen, the other is the goddess,



Eyes flee from the peasants.



Today, girls, for you our toasts,



And also for Faith, Hope, Love!







If you have something to say, guys, you say,



Because we will soon have to remain silent ...



After all, when at the table near you the goddess,



All the words fly away, it remains to dream!



You are ladies, and this, we know, is not easy,



It's beautiful to be and decorate the whole world,



We wish, girls, you have great happiness,



For this wine glasses, please raise everyone!







Masha, Tanya, Olya, Sveta,



Lena, Julia and Catherine,



There are so many women in the world,



It's time to drink valokordin!



But we, friends, will have a drink today,



Not a cure, but a nectar,



Fill you glasses,



It's time to put out a fire in the shower!




The coolest and hilarious short toasts



The holiday will fly quickly, the dishes will take theirplace in the closet on the shelf, outfits in the wardrobe ... Gifts are open, goodies are eaten, drinks are drunk - everything is going away. Just do not toast! For a long time you can remember funny drinking speeches or solemn speeches. They will raise their spirits and cheer them up and calm them down. Therefore, friends, going to the celebration, do not forget to prepare for your speech a few toasts - universal or specially selected for the right occasion. Believe me, you will leave a vivid impression on yourself present!

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