Funny toasts, long, short and funny. The most cool toasts in prose and verse
How many holidays are there in our life, with whichI want to congratulate friends, relatives, colleagues! And every holiday is an excellent occasion to have fun and drink a little in a good company. Well, who drinks without toast ?! Drink without toast - not comme il faut, as secular party people like to express! Let's stick to the traditions and complement each glass of wine, every glass of vodka, every glass of whiskey, well, and other drinks, beautiful, or better than a cool toast. Become the real soul of the company! Do not get behind the word in your pocket and do not repeat the learned phrases! Dash with jokes, strike your eloquence with friends and acquaintances! And you will certainly become a welcome guest at all events!
Funny toasts for strong men in verse and prose
Raising a glass, I say a toast:
We glorify our men,
For the fact that the look is indefatigable,
When you follow, how to sweep.
For the hands of the strong that so
We are helped a lot in life
When we wipe the table,
They raise their beer glass.
And, of course, for that,
That they do not let us catch our breath,
And they make us cry ...
When they go to bed they lie down!
A man is not a male, remember,
Friend, or write down,
The pocket of men is full of money,
And who without money - those males!
I offer a toast to the men,
For those who love us, do not fail,
March 8, those without flowers,
And without gifts in our house do not come.
For those who help us always ready,
Reliable, with your back,
And do not get upset over trifles,
When they chew food from the store.
For those who love us and fat, and thin,
Not for clothes and for kilograms,
Who accepts us always such,
How our mothers gave birth to us!
A man walks through the forest, and a wolf meets him. The wolf says: "I'll eat you!" A man asks: "Do not eat me, I will fulfill any of your three wishes!" The wolf thought and said: "I do not need anything, fulfill the wishes of the first living creature that we will meet with you!" The first creature was a woman. She silently listened to the wolf, modestly lowered her eyes and said: "Man, I want to!". The man happily undressed, fulfilled the woman's desire and prepared for the second desire. The woman said: "Man, I still want to!" The man scratched the back of his head, thought and reluctantly fulfilled the woman's desire. When the woman said for the third time: "Man, I want to!", The man knelt down and said: "Eat me, wolf!" Let's drink to those men whom wolves do not eat!
Funny toasts for beautiful women in verse and prose
For you, beloved women,
We are standing drinking a glass,
And for the fact that in any weather
Always in your house stood
Refrigerator, stuffed with food,
TV, sofa, table and wardrobe,
So that from your bed at night
Do not hanging from the shirt sleeve!
How many women there are in the world,
The world is different, multicolored!
There are many beauties and simpletons,
Serious ladies and jokes,
Shy and very cocky,
And meek, and in the nature of harsh,
And long-legged, and not very,
And soft-bodied, and harder,
With a huge breast, with a soft booty,
With fire in his eyes, and on his lips with syrup,
In short, all can not be counted,
Thank you, dear ones, that you are in the world!
Around a beautiful woman is always curled a lotmen. A real woman must: fall in love with one, fall in love with another and give her life for the third! Let's drink to women's inconstancy, giving all men equal chances to win!
Girls, if you betrayed a friend, you can a littlecry, complain about it to your friends and relatives, discard all common photos, remove all contacts from the phone. And then arrange a holiday in honor of the fact that one snake in your life has become less! For female friendship!
Funny toasts for love and friendship
Love knows no boundaries and obstacles,
Let's raise the glass for it,
For those our feelings that are in the cold
Warm us! Let's drink and pour again!
For the fact that, without knowing fear and pain,
Stubbornly go after his love,
No, no, we do not want to get drunk tonight ...
Love intoxicates us vodka stronger!
We raise, friends, glasses,
So that there is not enough love for us,
So as not to look on the side,
All that we have in the family!
Love rules the world and the race continues,
Let's drink, friends, with you,
To make a love bed there was any furniture:
A chair, an armchair, a sofa, a stool and a table!
Decided two girlfriends to have fun, and they went tocasino. He wanted to play roulette, but they can not agree on what number to put. One another and says: "What is your breast size?" "The third," she replies. "And I have a second! Three plus two equals five." Put on the number 5 and won. The following weekend, their husbands, inspired by the story of their wives, decided to try their luck in the same casino. One asks: "Well, what number will we put?". The second guy says: "How many times in a row can you make love? I'm four!". "I'm five," answers the first. Put on the top nine, and the ball fell on the deuce! Let's drink to friends who never lie!
Funny toasts in honor of the anniversary
I want to say a toast,
Put your glasses,
Wines and vodka not regretting,
Rather, you fill them.
Today in a glorious jubilee,
I want to congratulate the jubilee,
Let there be peace around the world,
Let it be cheerful, will be bright.
I wish you money,
And in banks, and in all pockets!
I wish to have a rest in the winter
In distant, warm southern countries.
Let it be all as you want,
May all dreams come true,
In short, my friend, for you,
Without pathos, without profanity!
Eh, I want to drink! And there is even a reason!
Wine, pour the champagne in the glasses,
In honor of the jubilee we shout: "Hurray!"
Hurry to the table, friends, all move!
I want to wish for a lot of love,
That the passion was boiling, foaming, boiling,
In order to be in bed like a god,
And that his wife always wanted you.
Let there be a house in the Canaries for you,
Not a mansion, so, four floors,
And Maybach, and Ferrari in the garage,
The only specimens are all over the world.
N, o the main thing, what I wish
Health strong, you can not buy it anywhere ...
For the same and drink a glass of wine we
Quick, let's, and then we'll start another!
Funny toast for a friendly team
There are different collectives:
With the vipers terrible,
With envious people too
Where everyone is careful.
There are drinking companions,
Smokers, smugglers,
There are very nice,
And can be beautiful ...
But in our team
There is a core, there is a soul,
So let us drink to this
We have tasted vodka!
I want to raise a glass of vodka,
For those who are so industrious
Come on, stack up,
For our we will drink a collective!
We are at work, as at home,
We spend many long days,
For those years that we are familiar,
We became relatives to each other!
Let us be forever
Faithful and faithful, friends,
After all, we have long been no colleagues,
We are a very strong family!
I suggest lifting your glasses and drinking fora wonderful team in which we work! Let it be smaller than toads and snakes! Let there be more bees and ants! Let our leader be a kind beetle, not an evil spider! Let our salary be stable, as the mating season for rabbits, and our misses are rare, like white rhinoceroses! Let love and harmony live in our collective! For you, colleagues! For us, friends!
It's good to celebrate holidays! And if these holidays, but a glass of wine or a glass of vodka, yes with a toast cool or cheerful speech table! Oh, let's walk! Funny toasts for any occasion are valuable knowledge, capable to cheer up, multiply fun, dispel boredom and spleen. Yes, and just an excuse not to drink without thought, but it's fun, and, most importantly, usefully hold a festive event! Friends, be original! Pronounce toasts for women and for men, for colleagues and for jubilees! Let your friends the next day do not suffer a headache from drunk alcohol, but remember your wit and eloquence!
